I must be honest now, my holed mind (yes that's the definition a small and insignificant thing, not literally full of holes- madness) let me down. So much has happened post past post, not least my birthday so soon I shall get started...
Read more...This week, Apple launched the new shuffle. I love the looks and general vibe of the thing. It is the 2nd of 4 iPod's to drop the clickwheel. (Instead you control the thing from the earbuds) does this mean that the brand is reinventing themselves once more? I hope so, I've never been a fan of that there iconic figure.
In more personal things, I have begun to fear the GCSE french now like some callous and contagious cancerous corn. Why I hear you mutter under your weary breath... well the answer is that, as you full well know, I am on a D in french, once more D. This will mean my results card, thus-far stands at A A A A A A A A D A. Rather irritating and quite a scar. It got worse this week, a double whammy in 2 days when Ms Hardy released the info. of "speaking test is like in April" - that's a fucking month away! Only one fucking month. After a fresh set of pants, I rejoined my set one french friends who mocked the exams "they're easy" one said "I'm on an A*" this impertinent person, who shall remain nameless was but of my french ability at the backend of year 9. It just shows how effective a good teacher can be.
We also paid a visit to the blackpool grand theatre to watch An Inspector Calls, it was very good- but the inspector was modelled on david tennent's doccy Poo. Speaking of the Doc, he hosted red nose day 09 on BBC 1 this week and they raised £52 million. This exceeds last years' by £17 mill.
I offered £2.99 of that in the form of a red nose and the red nose album. Islands in the stream feat. robin gibb (as usual) and tm jones, along with gavin and stacy cast rob and the fat, moody other welsh person. It's hilarious. FOR THE NUMBER ONE!!!!!! COME ON!
Finally in this king-size, fully swollen [ampersand] dense post social networking. I'm rather popular now and many a conversation with shy ones has begun. I've even opened the old can of youthy mates. This should go well...
have a fantastically
good evening...
RED NOSE DAY CLIMB UP KILIMANJARO ENDS IN 100% SUCCESS & DANNY, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER GETS PISSED
Now which is the largest landmark? It goes without saying.
Chris Moyles, Alesha Dixon, Gary Barlow, Ronan Keating, Cheryl and Kimberly (from girls aloud), Ben Shepheard, Fearn Cotton and Denise Van Outen where led by ace dude Rajj up Mount Kilimanjaro. They made it in little over a week (8 days). They managed to raise, for comic relief, a whopping 1 and a half million pounds, with the Moyles Radio 1 faithful making up more than 1.35 million of this. 
Utterly outstanding. Whatsmore, Chris' efforts have got me thinking that perhaps I need to train for this D of E. I was, after-all, in both expeditions haggled by lack of fitness. So 20mins at least, per day, on the bike and 150 push ups is the extent of my workings- NO, a chrystalising thought has just befallen me- my main snack is (by far) chocolate. When I was off chocolate, no training, I lost 1 stone. Since returning, for no reason other than lack of willpower, I haven't lost a pound and actually gained 4. NOT GOOD. So as of monday this week (tomorrow) I shall return to my fast of cocoalessness.
Another arguably large leap into the unknown was Emma's party! It was fantastic and I enjoyed every minute. I got Pi&*$d to say the least and loved it. Well, I guess I'm growing up. AWWWW.
Well I guess all's I can type now is the fabled tradition of italicised pleasantries;
Good Evening...
